Hey Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel wants you back!

Vanessa and Wayne - before she didn’t do it with JT   In light of all of the teenage prostitutes doing the rounds, just rogering your best mate’s girlfriend actually seems quite twee and civilised. And yet, only a few short months ago, the entire nation was bulging eyed with anger after allegations arose concerning JT, Bridgey, and a French underpants model called Vanessa. Anyway, just as the whole thing was finally fading beneath Peter Crouch’s Nosferatu-like shadow, Vanessa Perroncel clearly felt that it was high time she went on GMTV to remind everyone of the things that she definitely didn’t do. (more…)