“I hate my legs. I have these short footballer’s legs. First they were my Kevin Keegans; now they’re my Wayne Rooneys. They were never my David Beckhams because he has great legs. I’d have been a great footballer because I’m built like one from the waist down!”
Helen Mirren, the Triple Crown-winning English actress
“I don’t care that he comes to the Oranje with a hat and a scarf. But with a couple of suspenders and a beard, he could easily join the Amish people in America and sit on a wagon.”
Wim van Hanegem on Memphis Depay
“We played with the U2 crew and a few years…