Great news, Liverpool fans, Fernando Torres isn’t leaving!

Torres – staying put?

Fernando Torres

News just in – Torres is staying at Liverpool. Or is he? The Spoiler shan’t be spooning any egg from the communal face just yet, after a summer of insisting that he’s definitely off to Chelsea.

But, in the event that we have been wrong all along, worry not, disgruntled masses, the necessary steps shall be taken – humble pie will be ate, and the secret squirrel that delivered the information with unflappable confidence will be in that pie. (more…)