Paul The Octopus Does Elvis

Last we checked in with Paul he’d just snapped himself up a Mr. 15%. That agent, Chris Davis, appears to be working overtime, with his most insane project to date on the docket.

“There are books being written, a range of octopus toys are coming out this Christmas and there is even a new iPhone app.

“One of the most exciting things is that he has a record deal in place for an album, called Paul The Octopus Sings Elvis.”

You’re not alone in wondering just how an octopus will release an album, but there’s every chance it will involve a vuvuzela and accompanying piano by Yanni. (And they still can’t cure cancer.)

Early speculation as to possible singles/remixes:

(You Ain’t Nothin’ But A) Mollusk

All Sucked Up

(Let Me Be Your) Cephalopod

Aquarium Tank Rock

Love Me Tentacles

Are You Lonesome Tonight?