This is hard to say, but we might never see Tiger Woods play competitive golf again — and he knows it. Woods, who still is recovering from his fourth back surgery and a battle with prescription drugs, gave an update on his rehab Wednesday ahead of the Presidents Cup in New Jersey where he is a captain’s assistant. “My timetable is based on what my surgeon said,” Woods said CBS Sports. “As I alluded to last week, I’m hitting 60-yard shots. I’m hitting it really straight … it’s a joke, smile, OK.” But the 14-time major champion is optimistic about his recovery, although he’s aware Father Time is undefeated. “Overall, I’m... NESN.com
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Zach Britton Can’t Help But Laugh At Auction For ‘Game-Used’ Jersey From Wild Ca…
Share this: In case you haven’t heard, Baltimore Orioles manager Buck Showalter didn’t put in star closer Zach Britton during their American League Wild Card game loss to the Toronto Blue Jays. It’s been a running joke for social media throughout the Major League Baseball postseason now, but the Orioles accidentally added to it recently on their auction website. The O’s are auctioning off player jerseys from that game, and you’ll see why Britton’s is a little funny. And the best part is Britton got a kick out of it himself. Britton’s jersey was by far the hottest commodity, too, as the highest bid was over $2,000 as of Saturday afternoon. Thumbnail photo via Evan Habeeb/USA TODAY Sports Images More Stories Source link
Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen Burns Jameis Winston With ‘Fat Tuesday’ Joke
Former New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen certainly knows how to celebrate Fat Tuesday. The 320-pound signal-caller — who now plays in the Continental Indoor Football League for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters — took to Twitter to make a Mardi Gras-themed joke about Jameis Winston’s possible weight gain. Winston’s private quarterback coach George Whitfield assured the world Sunday that the photo of Winston is a month old and that he’s still in great shape. But even if Winston did pack on a few pounds before Friday’s NFL Scouting Combine, Hefty Lefty is living proof that the former Heisman Trophy winner could still have a care...
Snow joke: 10 funny things we learned from football’s big freeze
1) Well done to West Ham, who now have one more point than two snowflakes.2) Poor old Avram Grant, though. He can't even win a postponement3) And you've got to feel sorry for Sunderland. Only two games on and theirs still deserved to be last on Match Of The Day.4) A lot of controversy about Chelsea v Man United being postponed early. With both sets of fans travelling from so close, surely the decision could have waited until Sunday lunchtime?5) In fact, there are rumours that Chelsea have ask...