“Jay has been great, yes, like from the outside things are so perfect and things are so great, but actually like, they’re not, and that sucks, and it sucks.” – Kristin Cavallari, portray an image describing the ups and downs of her marriage to Jay Cutler. First there was Smokin’ Jay — the wildly in style viral sensation that includes NFL quarterback Jay Cutler in numerous “Don’t Care! poses, with a photo-shopped cigarette dangling from his mouth. Then, courtesy of “Very Cavallari,” we met Farmin’ Jay — an amiable, wisecracking, camo-wearing goof spending his post-football days searching and cooking meat and elevating chickens. Now, within the sixth episode of season two, we meet … Drunken Jay. Oh boy.